The gag gift your whole crew will actually wear
Goofmask Funny Face Knit Ski Mask
A warm knit ski mask with a goofy buck-tooth grin. Pull it on and nobody on the mountain keeps a straight face.
- A big buck-tooth grin, blush cheeks and brows, knitted right in
- A real knit balaclava: keeps face, ears and neck warm
- One size, stretches to fit most teens and adults
- The gag gift for your husband, your boyfriend or your ski crew
In stock · tracked shipping
- Free US shipping on 2+ masks
- 14-day returns on unworn masks
- Email help from a real person
What's in the box
One Goofmask knit ski mask per piece: sunflower yellow, with the buck-tooth grin, blush cheeks and brows knitted in. Packs of 2 and 3 come as 2 or 3 separately bagged masks, ready to hand out.
How to wear it
Pull it over your head like any balaclava and line the eye holes up. Wear it full face on the lift, or fold the bottom up under your chin when you want to talk. Goggles and a helmet go right over it.
Size and material
One size that stretches to fit most teens and adults. Soft, thick acrylic knit that keeps the face, ears and neck warm. Hand wash cold and lay flat to dry.
Shipping
US shipping is $5.99 for one mask and free on 2 masks or more. Orders ship after payment, and we email you a tracking number once your parcel is on its way. Details: Shipping policy.
Returns
Return unworn masks in their original packaging within 14 days of delivery: write to us on the contact page with your order number first. A mask touches your face, so worn masks are final sale. Details: Refund policy.
Quick facts
Goofy in two seconds
- Instant grinbuck teeth and blush, knitted in
- Warm knitface, ears and neck covered
- One sizestretches to most teens and adults
- Goggle-readygoggles and helmet go over it
- 2+ masksship free in the US
- Gift readyeach mask in its own bag
Before / after
Two seconds to goofy
Same guy. One mask. The whole lift line loses it.
How it goes
Pull it on. Ride. Watch them lose it.
The face does the rest.
Unbag it on the lift
Pull it out on the chairlift. Your crew sees the grin first.
Pull it on
Mask on, goggles over it. Keep a straight face if you can.
Match the crew
Three grins in a row. The group photo of the trip.
Why Goofmask
A gag gift that actually keeps you warm
The goofiest face on the mountain
Buck teeth, blush cheeks, big brows. You'll get stopped in the lift line.
Built for cold
Thick knit that covers face, ears and neck. Not a costume piece: a real ski mask.
Fits the whole crew
One stretchy size for most teens and adults: him, her, the boys, your dad.
Cheap laughs, all winter
Less than a lift-lodge burger, and it gets worn every cold day.
Up close
See it from every side
The mask, the slopes, the lift and the crew.
On the slopesgoggles go right over it
The maskthe grin is knitted in
On the lifteach one in its own bag
The crew packthree grins, one photo
The gift
For the guy who says he doesn't need anything
Christmas, birthdays, the ski trip, the white elephant swap. Take the crew pack: 3 masks for $59.99 with free US shipping, just $20 a mask.
Add gift wrap and a gag card in the cart.
What you get
In the box
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1 Goofmaskper piece, grin knitted in -
Its own bagready to hand over - One sizestretchy for teens and adults
- Gift wrapoptional, with a gag card
Not a plain ski mask
A plain black balaclava keeps you warm. A Goofmask keeps you warm and gets the whole mountain laughing.
| Goofmask | Plain ski mask | |
|---|---|---|
| A funny face everyone notices | ||
| The face is knitted in, not a print that peels | ||
| Warm knit for face, ears and neck | ||
| Matching masks for the whole crew | ||
| A gag gift that gets worn all winter |
Arrived damaged? We send a new one.
If your mask arrives damaged or wrong, write to us on the contact page with your order number and photos within 48 hours of delivery. We send a replacement or refund part of the price. Unworn masks can be returned within 14 days.
Questions
Before you order
What does it look like on?
A big sunflower-yellow face with a buck-tooth grin, blush cheeks and brows. From the lift line it reads as a cartoon face on a real person, which is the whole joke.
Is it warm enough to ski in?
Yes. It's a thick knit balaclava that covers face, ears and neck. Wear it on the slopes, the sledding hill or the walk to the car.
Will it fit me?
It's one size and stretches to fit most teens and adults. Goggles and a helmet go right over it.
How do I wash it?
Hand wash in cold water and lay flat to dry. No dryer, so the knit keeps its shape.
How much is shipping?
US shipping is $5.99 for one mask and free on 2 masks or more. We email your tracking number once the parcel is on its way.
Is it a good gift?
It's the gift. Most people take the crew pack: 3 masks for $59.99, one for each friend on the trip. Add gift wrap and a gag card in the cart.
Can I return it?
Unworn masks in their original packaging within 14 days of delivery: write to us on the contact page with your order number first. Worn masks are final sale, because they touch your face. Details: Refund policy.
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Get the crew pack.
3 masks for $59.99 instead of $89.97, with free US shipping. One for you, two for the crew.